brokeback to the future

An adjective used to describe closet homosexuality.

When one has yet to "come out," he or she is not yet officially gay. Thus, he/she is brokeback to the future. In the future (when he/she comes out of the closet), he/she will be fully and openly gay.

Inspired by the internet parody trailer "Brokeback to the Future."

Dude 1: Damn man, last night Jack was crying and shit during Little Mermaid.
Dude 2: Yeah man. He's fuckin' brokeback to the future.
Dude 3: Why the hell were you guys watching Little Mermaid together last night? I think all of you are brokeback to the future.

by arrtee121 July 16, 2008

futurama

Best fucking animated show ever! Has been banned by Fox and is currently playing on Adult Swim. Rumor is that Comedy Central bought the rights to the series and are going to be remaking episodes, as well as 3 movies.

Fox sucks for cancelling Futurama!

by GodOfTheNewWorld September 22, 2007

Futurama

My Favourite Cartoon.

Although I like the Simpsons also, I like Futurama more.

by adultswim August 19, 2004

Back to the Future

The first movie to one of the top 10 trilogies ever made. A story of a boy who travels back in time 30 years and almost loses his very existance in the process. Watch the film to get a better understanding

Have you seen Back to the Future. It's f**king ace

by ashman November 15, 2003

Future Tap

This refers to tap that but not yet. As in the girl is way too young, but you think she would be tappable in the near to not so near future. Works kinda like dibs

Twelve year old girl walks by:

Ryan: I'd tap that.

Ted: Dude! That's gross, but I'd so future tap that!!

by BigOleBag March 14, 2008

[Future Sluts of America] FSA

Future Sluts of America or FSA is commonly used to describe tweens who run around in their skanky mini skirts and barely there tees, congregating in large groups outside of malls and movie theaters waiting for their parents to pick them up.

Look at that FSA, she'll have herpes in no time.That goddamn Future Sluts of America FSA.

by lukluk(pop) July 3, 2006

futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006