A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025

A fungus discovered from prolonged exposure to the Wild West. Recent studies have shown that it can mutate to a Brain Rot Fungus, capable of turning ones brain into a toilet like shape, and spouting tentacles.
DJ has the Wild West Fungus.
by DeproDJ April 20, 2024

Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !
by Ella_bobaxxx July 14, 2021

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.
by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025

When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.
by TheJuicyOne September 18, 2023

"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
Have a fungus
by SubGplayz August 8, 2022

by Ev08 January 10, 2022
