When you pass a joint to your homie & he just holds it and talks, even after you ask him to puff puff pass.
by YaHomieG December 7, 2020

The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.
I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.
by Memzr November 10, 2018

The homie that invite everyone over to kick it on a Friday night but then goes to sleep and doesn't answer yo calls!
Yo G, you should come over! Fam is coming at 7:00 and Bobby at 8........... At 6:30 when you call, Fucken Boone don't answer the chat. You show up at 7:30 and all the lights are off and the door is locked!
by YaHomieG April 17, 2022

by Helga77 April 17, 2017

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".
"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."
by Wytchery July 6, 2023

Me: *driving my pickup truck on a beautiful morning*
Sikh: *walking on sidewalk*
Me: "Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!"
Sikh: *walking on sidewalk*
Me: "Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!"
by ButtkissFireAGun May 30, 2025

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked
by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022
