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venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face
Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
by CB1703 March 3, 2009
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a front

When someone pretends or fakes a response. A pretense at not caring.
It seems like John isn't pissed that his girlfriend went to Mexico without him.

Response:
Nah, it's a front. He's pissed.
by venusdmoola October 20, 2010
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front bum

Front bum can refer to a pussy, or a big, nasty fat person's lap that looks like they have a butt upfront.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Did you see her front bum?
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.
Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.
by westlakehand September 13, 2011
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down in front

could either mean short for "hey you sit down in front" (as if the person was blocking a view) or it could mean short for "hey look i am down in front!" proclaiming seated-superiority....
in futurama season two episode twelve entitled "raging bender", all the gang went down to the theatre and the professor shouted: "down in front!"

i was at a ball game and some guy shouted "hey! down in front"

for the love of bhudda, would someone give a clearer definition of down in front than this jerk?
by he who stands there November 2, 2008
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Out front

1. That your look is hot.
2. That you look pimp.
3. That you should show off your look that evening.
Damn girl, you are out front.

Boy, let's go hang outside of the club. We are out front.

Look at that honey over there...she is out front.
by realily April 30, 2009
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front butt

(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.

Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have dickdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.
I saw a woman with a bad case of front butt, it looked as though she had stuffed a pillow down the front of her pants.
by R February 14, 2005
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