Jimmer Fredette

Blowjob

My mom walked in on Phil Newcomb getting a Jimmer Fredette on the side of my house.

by WalterSixNine July 25, 2019

Dr. Forded

accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence

HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"

HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.

by puddy eater October 3, 2018

Frederick's Law

Frederick's Law is an obscure humorous axiom which states that you cannot suggest a conversation only to withdraw from it moments later.

“Hey, you didn't go in my room did you?”
“No.”
“Good.”
“Why?”
“Oh, no reason.”
"Hey, you have to tell me, it's Frederick's law!"

by djw84 June 11, 2006

Fredericktown MO

a teeny-tiny podunk little hick-town in south-east Missouri where everything is really really boring except for the first weekend in May. This is a place where people from really amazing places like Philidelphia and rainbow land come to die because there is HONESTLY nothing else to do here.

I'm getting really sick of life...I think I'll move to Fredericktown MO!!!

by somebody beautiful!! April 7, 2009

flode

a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)

'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'

by Dougal Anderson February 14, 2006

fodes

widespread expression used by portuguese and some wannabe cool multilingual jerks to emphasize the fuckup, astonishment, anger etc.

- Hey, dude, i heard we gotta save the most important person before we see 2012!
- Yeah, that's right we may need some pizza in the afterlife.
- No, man! We gotta save the president!
- Fodes...

by 1liter August 19, 2010

Phil Foden

The epitome of youth ability and the benchmark of how a young player is performing in football

Saka is a good player but not quite Phil Foden

by TheAverageMarcus July 10, 2021