Frederick's Law is an obscure humorous axiom which states that you cannot suggest a conversation only to withdraw from it moments later.
“Hey, you didn't go in my room did you?”
“No.”
“Good.”
“Why?”
“Oh, no reason.”
"Hey, you have to tell me, it's Frederick's law!"
“No.”
“Good.”
“Why?”
“Oh, no reason.”
"Hey, you have to tell me, it's Frederick's law!"
by djw84 June 11, 2006
Get the Frederick's Lawmug.