The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
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traditionaly used as the number after 44 and before 46 the number fortyfive in recent years has developed into a standard unit of measure.
since a small northern boy adopded the number as a multipurpose, multifunctional unit of measure, the number has taken over in the north west of england.
no longer when asked what age you are?, what time it is? or how much is that? do you stumble and bumble as you try to scrape those math lession memories to establish the correct unit.
Simpe now reply in a confident manor 'fortyfive'
You may find in a shop or public place if informed that something yourself is actually 'fortyfive', then a moment is required to compose yourself as to not explode hystericly in laughter in the informants face.
since a small northern boy adopded the number as a multipurpose, multifunctional unit of measure, the number has taken over in the north west of england.
no longer when asked what age you are?, what time it is? or how much is that? do you stumble and bumble as you try to scrape those math lession memories to establish the correct unit.
Simpe now reply in a confident manor 'fortyfive'
You may find in a shop or public place if informed that something yourself is actually 'fortyfive', then a moment is required to compose yourself as to not explode hystericly in laughter in the informants face.
by 91gilles July 20, 2011
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"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."
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Get the Forty Footer mug."...then I went forty-five on the dingo and was so aggressive she dislocated her shoulder. Didn't even get to finish."
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Get the fortyteen mug.some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks
was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!
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