foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016

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foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin

Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.

by teagreen April 13, 2008

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Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

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Intoxicating foreskin

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I ate intoxicating foreskin for dinner

by I <3 penes and boils March 14, 2022

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