"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.
Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)
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Wave Function Based Technologies, shortened as WFBT, are a kind of technology that uses the wave function for work and operate. WFBT are also able to reproduce the wave function at any level mainly on macro level, and WFBT uses superquantum mechanics principles to work.
"Wave Function Based Technologies might be our technological future, but we will need to make massive research on it for turn it possible."
"Wave Function Based Technologies are the main technological concept of vibrationalism, not just of vibrationalism, but of the whole esoteric transhumanist movement."
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1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.
2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.
3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.
2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.
3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?
Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.
Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.
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Phyrehawk: My damned program won't work!
Pyro: Use the pingu function Jace.
Phyrehawk: WTF?!!
Phyrehawk: My damned program won't work!
Pyro: Use the pingu function Jace.
Phyrehawk: WTF?!!
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