curtain floss

the act of wiping yer ass on the curtains of a motel after receiving horrible service there.

Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.

by jeremy smith January 11, 2006

floss

to diss or tell a person off

Person 1: I bet you don't even know what 'dope' is, man.
Person 2: Please, my neighbor hasn't been a cow for my whole life.
Person 3: Oh, you just got flossed!

by dereki April 27, 2008

cunt floss

thong underwear/bikini-bottoms in general, more specifically the thin string of fabric that goes from front to back in the butt crack

Dude, I can't believe that piece of cunt floss your bitch wore to the beach yesterday.

by Prof. Jayy August 3, 2008

genital floss

a thong or a g-string that flosses the genitalia and buttox of a female

a thong...

by Anonymous person that has no life March 22, 2003

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

Spit Floss

When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.

James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss

by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013