curtain floss

the act of wiping yer ass on the curtains of a motel after receiving horrible service there.

Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.

by jeremy smith January 11, 2006

floss

to diss or tell a person off

Person 1: I bet you don't even know what 'dope' is, man.
Person 2: Please, my neighbor hasn't been a cow for my whole life.
Person 3: Oh, you just got flossed!

by dereki April 27, 2008

cunt floss

thong underwear/bikini-bottoms in general, more specifically the thin string of fabric that goes from front to back in the butt crack

Dude, I can't believe that piece of cunt floss your bitch wore to the beach yesterday.

by Prof. Jayy August 3, 2008

genital floss

a thong or a g-string that flosses the genitalia and buttox of a female

a thong...

by Anonymous person that has no life March 22, 2003

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

angel floss

Female pubic hair that becomes trapped between teeth during vigorous cunnalingus.

Phillip got a mouth full of angel floss after going down on that stripper.

by NS_Sherlock June 3, 2011

Louisiana Floss

Oral sex performed by a southern woman with a large gap in her front teeth.

Lenny is walkin' a bit funny because Loraine gave him a bit of the Louisiana Floss last night.

by EmperorEli May 5, 2022