Fat Fingered Frank

someone who's fingers are so damn fat that they look like frank dogs..LOL

Ryan Ayers is "Fat Fingered Frank" AKA Triple F

by Cara August 16, 2003

Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

8 fingered asshole

When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"

After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.

by PixieStick75 September 29, 2010

three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

3 Fingered Bandit

A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.

"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.

by T.P.. February 4, 2008

Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

by EarToucher December 21, 2012

fingered

Someone inserting a finger or fingers into your anus

Suck my cock while you finger my arse

by Drew March 27, 2004