Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

Brad Facts

Something that sounds like it could be true but is made up, or highly exaggerated.

Brad Facts can be so dang dumb!

by i-say-ya July 14, 2016

cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin

I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner

by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017

Pop-Farts

Pastry scented farts.

Aw man! I have to stay home today, it looks like I got the Pop-Farts.

by That_Monster_Frisbee October 9, 2015

Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011

sparrow farts

Australian for very early in the morning.

We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.

by JungleJumper November 9, 2005

Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

by Taco Corp January 23, 2017