flatone

flatone;the (German: Flatone;der)
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.

I just sent a flatone to your momma.
My last flatone pulled out some piece of s***.

by killino March 6, 2009

Fatover

The guilty, morning-after feeling of being a complete fatass caused by an overdose of high calorie foods/beverages right before bed. Often relieved by an intense work out.

"Ugh I have a really bad fatover. I knew I shouldn't have gorged on burgers, milkshakes, and donuts last night. Time to hit the gym!"

by CarrotStick June 12, 2012

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

Faton

Faton is a young and nice-looking rich man whos Cock size is bigger than the Mt. Everest.

Sexy Woman: OMG! Did you see Faton at the Party last night, I could litlary see his Cock vines threw his pans!

by Cockdealer February 15, 2017

fatoe

just a prank BRO!!!!!111!!!!

'tis een fatoe kil

by de batser22 June 27, 2017

Faton

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by anoynmmmaaaaaaaaaabbb September 3, 2017

Fat One

When you nut so good the shit splatters everywhere.

Yo homie I busted a Fat One last night. Good ass premium porn.

by DashUnaSkorDash September 20, 2018