a FAF-person

A faf (Fat And Fabulous)-person is fat/chubby and "thinks" that he/she is popular, well known, cool, awesome, pretty, ...
People who are faf-persons want a lot of friends and probably a lot of attention.

By teenagers are faf-persons easy to recognize. They will belong to the popular group of the school and will somethings bullying other people to be by the popular gang.
They will also be rude, cheeky, ...
Most of the time they think they are belong to a group of friends but really they aren't.
They are pretending cool, but inside they are weak and soft.

Friend 1: "Everything okay man ?"
Friend 2: " No. You know james. He's never nice to me. "
Friend 1: "Is james the chubby guy who thinks he's fabulous ? "
Friend 2: "Yes. But he isn't. He is rude against the "not-popular-people" because he want to be popular and friends."
Friend 1: " Oh yeah I know. He's such a faf-person."
Friend 2: " Indeed, you're totally right. "

by TrueIsTrue January 28, 2014

Faf-a-laugh

Derived from one of the "faf"s (faggot ass faggot).
refers to a term for a homosexual male who in which brings humor with his presence.

There was some Faf-a-laugh at the mall today, that queer had me laughing so hard.

by ChronCrizzle October 21, 2010

faffed up

The term used when someone trys being a badass by getting fucked up

Halee: Im gonna get straight faded tonight!!!!!
Kyle: Your such a badass getting faffed up tonight.

by K Chap & B-rad & Stan tha man June 28, 2009

fat ass fucking stroke (fafs)

A spaz attack because of something small and insignificant

That girl just had a fat ass fucking stroke (fafs) over the smallest thing.

by Sillygoose56 November 11, 2017

FAF

Fresh as fuck

Alternative way of saying mint condition for not nerds

Yo that antique chess set is FAF, you should sell it to fund your boob job.

by Faffy72minus3 November 11, 2021

Faf

When something is fake as fuck.

All them. bots in there putting nothing but faf shit about the war.

by EseRomeo1 July 12, 2022

FAF

A fake friend of the ass variety who doubles back on their word and loyalty. Short for "Fake Ass Friend".

Jake decided to go to sleep instead of hang out with his friends. That guy's a FAF.

by Rthreemix November 4, 2020