*fp

verb- Facepalm: the act of slamming or covering your face with the palm of your hand as an expression of disappointment or to identify someone's obliviousness or limited mental capacity to understand a simple joke.

You're a fucking idiot so i fp.

He missed the joke so i fp'd.

Fuck this guy, *fps.

by A bored old man March 27, 2015

GamerPlayze FPS

When someone is getting fps below 20 frames per second.

Bro your computer is so trash, you're getting GamerPlayze FPS!

by GamerPlayze December 18, 2024

FPS turfing

Crosshair placement where an enemy would normally be preemptively. Preferrably head level

Her FPS turfing at long killed that guy that was peeking the corner

by Ucci May 1, 2020

FPS

Favorite Porn Star. Used to refer to your significant other or to a FWB or FB.

Your so good at sucking cock baby. You're my FPS!

by Chaos66 November 23, 2024

fp

Former partner

I was hanging out with my fp the other day, I don't like calling them an "ex" since we're not on bad terms.

by kristophori September 27, 2022

Fp

A favorite person is someone that a person with a mental illness will be heavily dependent on, obsess over, and often looks up. It’s most common with people who are neurodivergent to have a FP and they usually only have one, but some people can have many.

"My Fp hasn’t texted me in two days, they're getting sick of me :(."

by AcidBabyBathTlme August 2, 2024

FPS

FAT PUSSY SYNDROME

“ Me and my bitches got FPS “

by ogbugdaddy May 31, 2024