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fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.
Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.
by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022
mugGet the fetus slurpermug.

Fetus Eatus

The act of digesting a live fetus after birth.
"Yo, ever tried performing a Fetus Eatus??"
"No?"
"You gotta! Its great!"
by NishiTheGreat May 31, 2023
mugGet the Fetus Eatusmug.

Flame Fetus

"I got my bitch pregnant on accident so I had to hit her with that "flame fetus"
by EllroyGod December 19, 2021
mugGet the Flame Fetusmug.

fetus satchel

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.
by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006
mugGet the fetus satchelmug.

deletus that fetus

When you do not want your child you just deletus that fetus
A person:i dont want my kid
Other person: just deletus that fetus
mugGet the deletus that fetusmug.

fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)
by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011
mugGet the fetus snatchermug.

Hissing Fetus

A hissing fetus is a fetus that when birthed, jumps upon a victims face and sucks their chromosomes out with their deformed genitals
“I see a leg, Oh Shit! Hissing Fetus!”
*muffled* It is face fucking me into retardation!
by FetusDisposer September 2, 2020
mugGet the Hissing Fetusmug.

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