ESKIMO PIPELINE

When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.

The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and is only used by queers and steers.

by SIRCUMALOT August 28, 2006

Eskimo Brothers

when two men have sex with the same woman, at different times.

Friend: Dude, I just banged Lisa like it was the end of the world.
Me: You banged her too? I tapped that shit last week.
Friend: Eskimo brothers!

by mananon June 29, 2011

Eskimo Pie

When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.

Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.

by Crown Royal June 1, 2009

Going Eskimo

When given the option to sit or to stand, you choose to stand.

person 1: Hey, man. wanna sit?

person 2: no thanks man, i'm going eskimo.

by bistro May 4, 2008

eskimo chest warmer

when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.

laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!

by ericl April 13, 2005

Dirty Eskimo

Taking a shit outside in the snow, then wiping your ass with a snowball and throwing it at someone. The muddier the poop, the dirtier the Eskimo.

The unsuspecting skiers on the chairlift got dirty eskimo'd by a snowboarder in the woods.

by Conman520 March 1, 2010

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005