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near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.
Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.
by AJ18 May 14, 2014
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The Plutonia Experiment

The first half of Final Doom, released in 1996, there are 32 levels (and 2 secret levels) designed by Dario and Milo Casali, who were both brothers.
Man, I just beat The Plutonia Experiment on Ultra-Violence, what a goddamn mess.
by Ya Boi B October 16, 2018
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The Adam Levine Experience

The new and much more accurate name for Maroon 5, due to the fact that Adam is the only one who does anything anymore, since he's the only one singing and all their beats are computerized, it's not a group anymore it's just Adam's solo career, or The Adam Levine Experience. They used to be a band called Maroon 5 who came out with some fairly decent music, but ever since 2010 or so it became more and more so The Adam Levine Experience.
1.
Guy1: Hey did you hear the new Maroon 5 song?
Guy2: What Maroon 5? There is no Maroon 5 anymore! It hasn't been Maroon 5 since 2010, it's the Adam Levine Experience now!

2.
Jim: Hey what you listening to?
Bob: Just the Adam Levine Experience.
Jim: Why would you want to do a thing like that?
Bob: Cause I like it...
Jim: You should listen to some Maroon 5 instead, they're a lot better.
Bob: No, I don't like music where you can actually tell that the artist put some effort into it and they play actual instruments, I prefer generic computerized noises that all sound the same.

3.
Chad: Hey did you hear the new song from The Adam Levine Experience?
Bill: Yeah I did, and that's an experience I wish I could get back!
Chad: Oh you didn't like it?
Bill: No, shit was trash!
Chad: Well yeah, of course it is trash, it's by The Adam Levine Experience. The Adam Levine Experience is generic trash nowadays mostly.
by Icy Wyte August 13, 2023
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Expeditionist

One who enjoys the thrill and/or excitement of having sex in random nontraditional areas usually public places where the thrill of being caught excites them in a sexual perversion
Wow look at those expeditionist over there just going at it couple of real freaks there
by Skeetie on ur face June 21, 2018
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brutal experience

Having and enormous black dildo shoved up your asshole, turning your asshole inside-out
Kream's brutal experience was one for the record books.
by sack attack October 24, 2007
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expeditiously

When you order a pair of J’s (13 black and greens to be exact) and it was originally supposed to be a 3-5 business day shipping order, but the shoe store shows love and over nights them....
“They shipped them hoes expeditiously !” - Favyon Coleman
by Jogundana April 21, 2018
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experimental music

a genre of music that is very obscure and composed of various noises and sounds. Usually played by a collective of people.
This experimental music sounds like someone locked vicious pack of wolves in a modern art museum with bells and glass jars.
by GodsDaughter May 16, 2006
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