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Poop Exchange

The Poop Exchange is a method where you sit on top of someone, assholes face to face, and then you shit down the other persons asshole. Once you’re finished the other person sucks up the poop up into their rectum and absorbs all the shits nutrients.
Will you be able to meet up for the Poop Exchange tomorrow night?
by poop exchange December 3, 2019
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Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.
Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Percival gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"
by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021
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Fanfic Exchange

In which two people from different fandoms exchange a fanfiction from their respective fandoms. It can be your favorite or even a random one. Both people have to read the fanfiction and comment on it. It's usually better to select a shorter fanfiction, such as a oneshot and the stories should stay close in length to each other in order to be fair.

These can be for fun and can immerse another reader into new communities.
Bill traded his favorite fanfiction to Mandy, who did the same.

"This fanfic exchange was an awesome idea!" Penny said to Hailey. "I'm interested in this fandom now."
by Sephocolys December 17, 2021
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the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.
Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021
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exchanging files

Dressing up as a dinosaur and Eating each other's ass while Star Wars is on
Wow! I didn't know you where into exchanging files
by Why is their water October 1, 2017
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Exchange Rape

When you are about to go on holiday and need to change to foreign currency at the last minute, only to find that they are offering a poor exchange rate. This may be on a ferry crossing or at the airport, or when you use an ATM in the foreign country only to find out later that your bank screwed you over.
Guy back from holiday: What's this on my bank statement? $22 for a cup of coffee and a bagel??

Friend: mate that is exchange rape if I ever saw it

Guy on Ferry: I wanted to switch some money over to Euros before we dock, but I changed my mind after seeing the exchange rape
by Fezzington September 25, 2009
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energy exchange

Someone does something for someone, in exchange for some sexual favour.

The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.

The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.

Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.

Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.

AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".
Tradie/Technician: Your quote for the project is $2000, Mrs Jones.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.

cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.
by TechnoHippie October 12, 2015
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