the hottest person alive. someone who turns into a flustered mess once you try to make anything suggestive towards them. a general stupid, hot idiot.
by TOMSSMSKSMMS November 23, 2021

This guy is a social leech. He expects you to be his friend after he's scuffed your Timberlands. He is such a prick when things don't go his way. He kills the vibe.
This guy's been pissing me off all day. He's such an Ender.
by HOPPINGPENGUIN54 March 3, 2017

A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
by Blueshoe May 20, 2006

by Madmaddog21 December 8, 2020

Ender and kj are the best ever! There very good
They can juke and branch and do anything. Everybody
Loves them they are amazing people!! (Gorilla tag)
They can juke and branch and do anything. Everybody
Loves them they are amazing people!! (Gorilla tag)
Person:Hey look it’s Ender and Kj!
Person 2:yeah it is! There’s so good
Person:let’s meet them before everybody else does
Person2:YEAH!
Person 2:yeah it is! There’s so good
Person:let’s meet them before everybody else does
Person2:YEAH!
by Keekj8 May 6, 2022

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012

A person who can date with a dragon, a door and a person named Kayra and 34 people in order to regain their ex.
by AerionSama June 10, 2018
