speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019

Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

email excess

a state of flooding inbox

I always have email excess on Monday morning!
-I'm currently out of the office and will have limited email excess.
-You are so lucky!

by morganfreemanbuster September 6, 2013

Butter Email

Noun: The female equivalent to sending a dick pict. A picture of a moist vagina sent unsolicited via email, usually via a service like Yahoo or Hotmail.

It was butter emails that finally got to him to finish.

by Dr. Johnson February 14, 2022

Mass email

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021

email masturbate

The act of sending yourself an email.

Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.

by fbunky November 14, 2013

premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).

He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.

by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009