The eggplant is usually the child (The Eggplant) that resides with you, who is providing intel or information to the outside parent, the competition or anyone who wants to know what's going on in your home for various reasons. The reasons could be good, bad or indifferent.
by Why Heals September 06, 2022
lemme guess. You're here cuz
1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system
2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"
but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.
1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system
2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"
but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.
person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.
person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them
person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.
Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.
person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them
person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.
Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.
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