by Big papi Theo November 1, 2021
Get the Eating assmug. An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
Get the Eat assmug. by JJJJJJJJ12345 October 24, 2022
Get the jimmy ass eatmug. Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.
Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.
by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019
Get the Ass Eating Hatermug. the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.
by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019
Get the the ceo of eating assmug. Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass in the halls )
Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding
(Don't eat ass in the halls )
Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding
by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024
Get the Don't eat ass in the hallsmug. When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024
Get the eat your ass with a spoonmug.