emodemic

a prevalence of emo-ness that is currently found among Pleasant Hill males

Andrew: I'm emo!
Gabe: I'm emo!
Mari and Andra: Oh no! It's an emodemic!!!

by ilovethisword August 10, 2008

emoerty

amazing pomes
writen by jeff hardy like this one writen abput his wrestling life and girlfreind life mixed and how he wonders if she isses him as hes flying from town to town doing wwe shows

Empty Tank
Here I am again...tired from not sleeping...Sad from not loving.
I feel miserable again...here on this plane...Here on this earth.
I've done it again...I stayed out all night.
I feel it again...I dred this flight.
Why?
Because I'm sick...Sick of being owned...
I write because I'm sick...Sick of being known.
If I was normal...Would she like me the same?
If I was just a stock boy...Would she still enjoy my name?
I'd like to think she does and would...I believe in her and believe in me she should.
I'm gonna lean my head against this window...Close my eyes and go to sleep.
I'll wake up in the next town...With thoughts beyond deep.
The days will go by as I will just act.
As the days go by I can only look back...At the good times...the fun.
At the bad times...the fun.
I wonder if she misses me as much as I miss her...I wonder if she waits to see me...I wonder if she waits?
I'd like to think she did and would...I believe in her and believe in me she should.
My heart is so curious...My mind is so blank...Without you I'm lost...
I am an empty tank.
-emoerty by jeff hardy

by wwe fan 007 February 11, 2009

emoeating

when you're feeling emotional and just eat till you gain ten pounds

"girl why you emoeating?"
"shutup! I just got dumped!"

by theeffingweirdo May 11, 2010

Egoseismic

A flawed egostistical way of thinking esp. That earthquakes flee from whereever you are located; a specific form of egotism

Link was displaying egoseismic behavior, so Rhett shut him down real fast. Then an awesome 14 yearold Youtuber Urban Dictionary'd it.

by Raeven97 June 12, 2012

egoseismic

Thinking that your presence lowers seismic activity.

Link on Good Mythical Morning was egoseismic thinking that when he and Rhett moved to California the earthquakes moved back to North Carolina.

by SacrificialCat359 June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that ones prescence in a place might have somethign to do with the decreasing of seismic activity, coined by Link from youtube channel rhettandlink and rhettandlink2

-Thinking that the earthquakes have receded because of us is egocentric link
No, it's egoseismic

by taurus20 June 12, 2012

egoseismic thinking

A way of thinking where a person believes seismic activity in a certain area is based on their physical location.

"We moved from North Carolina to California and there hasn't been an earthquake in California ever since, but there has been one in North Carolina"
"Maybe us coming out here has redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"
"That's egoseismic thinking"

by DyingStar June 12, 2012