Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.
I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.
by C12H22O11 June 22, 2022
Get the Emergency cockmug. An Indoor Emergency is the causality of an ironic anxiety when looking at the outside from the inside. The emergency that we are grappling with in this space is a suffering from a perpetual, systematic disconnection from nature.
2020 was a shared indoor emergency: a feeling of helplessness from an isolation not only away from people but also from natural environments.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
Get the Indoor Emergencymug. Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes
Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
by TheKingEli July 9, 2018
Get the emergency stampmug. by BootyWarrior99 March 13, 2020
Get the National Emergencymug. When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.
I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.
by milkman262 December 18, 2013
Get the milk emergencymug. An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
Get the Salsa Emergencymug. Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.
by Overtheunder September 20, 2016
Get the emergency girlfriendmug.