bloody elf

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.

You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!

by G. Thomas August 14, 2008

keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

by moe bridge May 13, 2005

Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."

Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.

by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010

Canadian Elf

A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.

JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

papa elf

Instead of Daddy, call your man papa elf around Christmas time to really get in the spirit

"Can you go lower?"
"No problem Papa Elf"

by Bbbydg December 4, 2016

Elf Dust

Mephadrone, MCAT, Meow

Its been compared to a mix of blow and ecstacy

Yo that kid is so fucked up on elf dust its rediculous.

Dude hide the elf dust, he's fiending for and it we can't let him have anymore

I'm fucking rolling my face off on this elf dust!

by TheDirtySherm December 14, 2010

Elf Ear

This is when you have your hair down ( long hair especially) and the tip of the top of your ear pokes through to the outside world!

A little bit lord of the rings esq!!

It is especially annoying in photographs to see your elf ear poking through!!

Oh.. look at that photo - i can see my elf ear!

Elf ear!!!

by Florizel March 10, 2010