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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
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VEA (VapePens Eats Ass)

A 2b2t(.org) Minecraft group characterized by an unusual and abhorrent predilection for consuming vape pens that have been previously inserted into the rectal orifice. Additionally, members of VEA often exhibit a strong affinity for
engaging in munging (the practice of feeding one's own excrement to another individual), necrophilia, coprophagia
(the consumption of feces), and other unsettling and unconventional sexual practices. This peculiar habit is
accompanied by a strong affinity for sharing such experiences with others, often to their horror.
The VEA enthusiast proudly regaled his friends at the party with graphic details of his latest
indulgence, admitting that he not only ingested the vape pen but also proceeded to engage in munging with a
willing participant, and even went so far as to consummate the act with a deceased individual. VEA (VapePens Eats Ass)
by 2b2tLibrarian October 30, 2024
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anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!
by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005
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WX Eat Ass

Abbreviation: We DONT Eat Ass.

Dont is replaced by a X instead of D. Can be further shortened to WXEA.
-On hook up sites-
-Finds a group of girls-
"I wonder if they do butt stuff here?"
WX Eat Ass
"At least they do anal"
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
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Eat Ass Class

"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect

(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)
"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"
by mr.thicc February 15, 2018
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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Eat Ass

The sexual act of licking, kissing and sicking someone's ass for the pleasure of one or both parties.
"Yo, that chick Nicki got a nice big booty, and if she let me, I'd eat ass all day!"
by ShaSha83 June 26, 2022
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