Doo Deuces 

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.

I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"

Doo Deuces by LafayetteYette October 21, 2010

talkin' deuces

talkin' mad shit

homie #1: Yo, youz lookin' like a bitch today
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg

talkin' deuces by big homie watts March 30, 2016

Wild Deuces 

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

Wild Deuces by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

Coppin Deuces

tryna be buddy buddy wit a nigga who onna other side cause you scared of 💨

for example.. "look like dem niggas COPPIN DEUCES TO 43,"

don’t end up like them🤡🤡🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾..

Coppin Deuces by Jjkais December 1, 2022

Duece Bomb 

a very powerfull shit.

I have to drop a duece bomb.

Duece Bomb by loosemeat187 September 9, 2005

WHAT THA DUECE! 

When an event, act, or opinion doesn't make any sense, is stupid or just plain fucked up; To be appalled by the actions or comments of someone else.

KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?... I'm having laser hair removal!

RED: WHAT THA DUECE!

WHAT THA DUECE! by wudupyo11 May 14, 2009

duecer 

To take an extra large dump in one's toilet.

Tim: Holy shit, you should see the duecer i laid out in your toilet!
Jim: I'll grab the camera

duecer by Pelican-man July 20, 2008