duck

A duck is a bird thing. It swims. It's also a replacement for the word fuck

Examples:
1
Person: Look at that cute duck!
2
Person: Duck you, John!

by IshiftSandvich October 10, 2015

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A duck!

What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.

When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".

by Cosmicstargoat January 30, 2004

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a person who looks so charismatic and put together but deep inside is actually stressing out. Just like a duck, looks so calm on the surface but if you look underwater they’re struggling to stay afloat.

first seen on a shane dawson conspiracy video early 2019

“when you see ducks, they’re so serene and so calm and they look like they don’t have a care in the world. They’re floating around and just trying to follow the crowd. but if you look just beneath the surface their legs are moving fast, they’re just trying to stay on the water, they’re panicking they can’t have your building they can’t pay for their houses, they spend all their money on gucci, the IRS is gonna come and they’re so desperate. So what do they do *fire starting noise*”

person 1: i’m sure a duck started the woolsey wildfire.
person 2: yeah me too, probably just did it for the insurance money

person 3: bet you $10 it’s paris hilton

by hehe♡ February 1, 2019

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Ducked On

When your friend is a scum and won't drive you home after sneaking out.

Loud boy #1: Damn dude please drive me back I don't want to get grounded.
Stoned Kid #1: Dude whatever.
Loud boy #1: We just got ducked on by this shmuck.

by Callmetheapplesauce December 5, 2014

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