dipshit

A satisfying shit with a chew.

Shitting and dipping is a "dipshit."

by Chew man 1 October 21, 2010

dipshits in blue

Another name for the police.

Me and Laquanda was at the A&P buyin some weave and dem Dipshits In Blue arrested the wrong bitches who stole my knockoff Babyphat purse

by Skylarskank June 15, 2008

dipshitery

The act of being stupid or making a mistake. What dipshits engage in.

"He did that? That's some dipshitery, man."
"There's some dipshitery goin' on rightchere!"

by Jo Strawberry December 12, 2008

Dipshit

The name of a guy who is desperately trying to get over his ex girlfriend even though he scared her away by becoming a psycho maniac who has his cousin suck his dick and blames other people in her life for his lack of ability to maintain a relationship.

Man, Adan is such a dipshit. Can’t believe his cousin sucked his dick and he cheated on his hot ass girlfriend with Grenades!

by KB789 May 24, 2020

dipshit

Taking a dip, while taking a shit

"Johnny took a dip of skoal. While shitting out his lunch" Johnny loves to dipshit

by thedipshitter August 7, 2012

Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.

A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.

by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011

dipshit

A dipshit. A person who puts their finger in their own shit and then licks it off.

The driver in front of me is a dipshit as he has decided to make a big production out of turning right.

by billsthatillmillstil December 8, 2009