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fat dread

Typically a male or female with overly obese dreads who don’t really manage them and care for them properly.
Ethan has some very fat dreads”.
by J Spates May 10, 2024
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Omega dread

Man that is built like the slender man, to a man with absurdly small balls. An omega dread has been found to be existing in a forest full of twisted tea. Many mistake him for the slender man or big foot depending on if he shaves.
An omega dread is a specific species. There is only one which is very peculiar and has many scientists all over the world scratching their heads.
by DarkP665 June 23, 2022
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Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks
My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.
by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016
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Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.
My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.
by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022
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dread skeeter

Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.
Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.
by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009
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Dollop of Dread

Think ‘stage fright’. A dollop of dread is anything that makes you feel an acceptable, or sometimes expected, sensation of anxiety or tension, but usually not enough to persuade you away from whatever caused it.
I had a real dollop of dread before that last test we had to take, but I think I did alright.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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Day of The Dread

March 18th is the day of the dread (dreadheads) celebrate with family members of your dreadhead birthday!
"Oh mi amor, it's The Day of the Dread"
by WackaboyJC March 18, 2024
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