by GBurgNupe March 24, 2004
Get the 1st Round Draft Pickmug. Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:
They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf
Got a serious injury Greg Oden
Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick
or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown
So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan
They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf
Got a serious injury Greg Oden
Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick
or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown
So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan
1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?
1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf
1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!
1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf
1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!
by theend1190 February 19, 2009
Get the number 1 draft pickmug. Someone who is denied to take a hit on the first bowl smoked and is forced to wait until the second bowl goes around.
by PMS indian May 10, 2009
Get the Second Round Draft Pickmug. One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.
Popularly used in The Office.
Popularly used in The Office.
Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.
Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.
Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.
by phenetic October 19, 2009
Get the I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.mug. A method of cooling down hot food in another person’s mouth by blowing gently into their mouth.
"Tongue draft" (noun) - A parental technique of cooling down hot food for a young child by blowing air gently into their mouth. This method is employed when a young child has hot food in their mouth, and the parent blows air into their mouth to cool it down, ensuring the child doesn't burn themselves while enjoying their meal. This act of parental care involves using one's breath to regulate the temperature of the food for the child's comfort and safety.
This technique is more commonly used by parents but is also used by anyone.
"Tongue draft" (noun) - A parental technique of cooling down hot food for a young child by blowing air gently into their mouth. This method is employed when a young child has hot food in their mouth, and the parent blows air into their mouth to cool it down, ensuring the child doesn't burn themselves while enjoying their meal. This act of parental care involves using one's breath to regulate the temperature of the food for the child's comfort and safety.
This technique is more commonly used by parents but is also used by anyone.
She noticed her child was struggling and uncomfortable after she had put some hot stew in her mouth. Wanting to alleviate her child’s pain from the the hot stew, she proceeded with a tongue draft which very quickly cooled her child’s food and mouth down.
by anonymous May 31, 2024
Get the Tongue Draftmug. When two people place their butts together and one of these persons farts into the others butt hole.
by Silver Kilt September 2, 2017
Get the Back Draftmug. Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.
After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.
by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020
Get the Draft Dodgemug.