A person who regularly eats two KFC Double-Down chicken sandwiches in a single sitting rather than eating just one.
by suoivun April 21, 2010

Person A: *presses down button 17 times within the span of 3 seconds*
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
by CutieFox9 December 7, 2023

by elana123 March 11, 2021

Boy 1: Woah did you see someone tripped Susie and all she did was ask if the boy was okay
Boy 2: Yeah what a self-downer
Boy 2: Yeah what a self-downer
by Amual January 24, 2018

Dude, I totally fucked that chick last night!
You crazy bro, she was a total Eskimo downer. You're sick.
You crazy bro, she was a total Eskimo downer. You're sick.
by Gympo January 18, 2020

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012

A sex game where two males stack donuts on their cocks and whoever stacks the most wins and the loser has to eat the “glazed”(cumed on) donuts off of the other persons dick
by Cum coverer June 9, 2024
