dash doodie

When someone takes a shit in your car and you don't know where the source is.

*opens car door* Holy hell! What is that god awful stench? Must be a dash doodie.

by FineAsFuck1234 November 22, 2015

doodie pooter

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.

my dog is a doodie pooter.

by katie boo September 11, 2012

doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.

You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?

by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017

Big doody

Brown stuff that comes out the butt. Formerly known as number 2.

“I just went big doody.”

“The bathroom really smells. Someone must have taken a big doody.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Doody Cakes

Someone's buttocks be it juicy, slim, fit, thick.. whatever the case. You are referancing the booty.

" God has blessed them, just look at those doody cakes!"

by Rensijn February 2, 2021

Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman June 4, 2018