Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Little Doody

The act of urinating. Also known as number 1.

“I drank so much water, I have to go little doody.”

“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman June 4, 2018

Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

Doodie knuckle

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger

I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle

by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

Big doody

Brown stuff that comes out the butt. Formerly known as number 2.

“I just went big doody.”

“The bathroom really smells. Someone must have taken a big doody.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Doody Cakes

Someone's buttocks be it juicy, slim, fit, thick.. whatever the case. You are referancing the booty.

" God has blessed them, just look at those doody cakes!"

by Rensijn February 2, 2021