A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
by howardshipskin January 9, 2013

by Stevie Lover July 12, 2017

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.
by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"
by Bob Who October 1, 2016

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

“I drank so much water, I have to go little doody.”
“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”
“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”
by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021
