dash doodie

When someone takes a shit in your car and you don't know where the source is.

*opens car door* Holy hell! What is that god awful stench? Must be a dash doodie.

by FineAsFuck1234 October 05, 2015

Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge

My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"

by Hodge10 June 21, 2011

doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.

You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?

by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017

doodie pooter

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.

my dog is a doodie pooter.

by katie boo September 12, 2012

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman May 10, 2018

Doody Pops

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"

"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.

by Bob Who October 01, 2016