diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

sweet dissing

Talking smack through the Internet

John sweet dissing but he wouldn't say it to my face

by Kidass235 June 20, 2017

Diss

A short term for disrespect or a slang used by black people when they get disrespected

Bro Kyle got dissed in this song .

by PRBBLEJUJJEN December 16, 2023

Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)

A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.

by Jamal Brown December 1, 2007

Diss track

A song that is intended to insult another person/artist and is mostly made by rappers

“Did you hear that Diss track Kylee Rich made about Notti?”

“nah”

by please end my suffering November 20, 2022

diss

a music bit made by people to try and humiliate the other person.
verb
1.
speak disrespectfully to or criticize.
"I don't like her dissing my friends"
noun
1.
disrespectful talk.

person 1: i'll make a diss on you
person 2 flipping off person 1:gtfo Lol no

by 8ax_ May 4, 2018