National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 03, 2021

National Stick a dick in it day

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day

A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there

Happy National Stick a dick in it day, So go stick a dick in it Selena

by Will Kalamon May 26, 2018

National get dick day

You get dick in your asshole

Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy

by April 08, 2021

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

15th of November you have to grav someones dick

“Hey its november 15th”
“What does that mean?”
“National grab dick day”

by Nahxhdbebsn November 12, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

October 4th is national grab dick day! so grab that boys dick!!

hey you cant get mad tim its national grab dick day

by CripBlood64 October 04, 2019

National grab dick day

The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.

Me: it’s national grab dick day

Them: yay...

by The_real_boo February 03, 2021

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021