Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

Dee Dee from Dexter's labortory

Insane blonde thing from the show Dexter's labortory. SHe has a secret crush-er (who crushes on her) named Mandark

Try using "Dee-Dee" In a sentence with a crazy monotone to your voice

DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)

by Banana April 16, 2005

Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

dexter 😈

dexter 😈

“dexter 😈”
“dexter 😈”
“John.”
“dexter 😈”

by maowzart January 2, 2023

Dexter holland

A guy from Orange County that makes fun of kids from somewhere like Omaha for wearing Fubu or listening to rap music, but has dreadlocks in his own hair.

I was one of those kids that thought Dexter Holland wrote the song Pretty Fly for a white guy about himself until recently. He just seems like a poser who tries to make fun of posers in real life, even if you would think he was a badass from his lyrics.

by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Dexter

Has the most fantastic taste in music. Is the most seductive guy, and will most definitely steal your man. Everybody and they mom love dexter. You wish they'd pound your ass.

Damn, Dexter is a real chad.

by gabbabagabbadaga August 16, 2021

Dexter

A slang term for the over the counter dissociative drug dextromethorphan (DXM) commonly branded as robotussin

(Person 1) I got some Dexter, let’s get lit
(Person 2) ight pass me some dog

by JohhnydeeZ January 31, 2025