the second greatest thing next to a snow day. Sure you still have to go to school, but you get to sleep in for two more hours.
by Batmangirl January 29, 2014
The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.
Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
by spriggan. September 15, 2023
Delayed Flexing in the simplest terms, is during the time that school comes back in, waiting to flex until after everyone else come back from the summer. Every body will wanna flex on them thotties when they come back from summer right? We’ll, wait till them broke ass boys are done and then come back one week looking fresh AF. Then you’ll stand out to them hot hunnies ya know?
Broke ass boy: Damn how is Tommy pulling all these hoes? I came back looking nice as hell and got no booty.
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess
by ColdRice August 03, 2018
When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"
by Nowy420 December 08, 2023
An impressive backward somersault done by lifting the arms and legs very slowly making it look like in slow motion.
IShowSpeed is the only online streamer with the smoothest delayed backflip.
Wow, did you see how smooth his delayed backflip was?
I'm trying to practice delayed backflip but my brain says no.
Wow, did you see how smooth his delayed backflip was?
I'm trying to practice delayed backflip but my brain says no.
by Oumuamua February 20, 2024
A period of time by which a person of the LGBT community is consistently late in arriving to scheduled events.
by spatial_angel September 10, 2014
Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”
by Woke Motherfucker May 09, 2023