Skip to main content

deez nutz

whats 1+1. 2 OF DEEZ BALLS FIT IN YA MOUTH🤣🤣🙌 omg im so funny
"guys im leaving"
"leaving deez nutz in yo mouth"
by hailey:) July 14, 2021
mugGet the deez nutz mug.

deez what?

Deez nuts....Basically tricking someone.... Deez(These) nuts(Males two eggs under their pp)
(Man1) Hey my name is "deez"
(Man2) Deez what?
(Man1) ...
(Man1) Deez nuts!
(Man2) sighs with a grin*
by anonymous August 24, 2021
mugGet the deez what? mug.

NURF DEEZ

Usually used along the lines of "straight up" or "keepin' it real", but it's meaning is inevitably irrelevant. Typically found at the end and separate from the statement that it's used with, or standalone. ya dig? It started as bad pronunciations of numbers 9 and 10 in french.
Girl got booty, NURF DEEZ!
Nacho fries! NURF DEEZ!
"Dude my grandma died 10 minutes ago." "Aw damn.. nurf deez."
by t-bag. May 10, 2009
mugGet the NURF DEEZ mug.

Rekt deez!

A victory call meaning "wrecked these" in Internet slang.
He just yelled "Rekt deez!" after he defeated the toughest boss.
by Word Madman April 1, 2019
mugGet the Rekt deez! mug.

Deez Biscuits

Popeyes will bless yo soul do you here me.... DEEZ BISCUITS AHHHHHHHHH

R.I.P Vine
Them: Are you hungry?
You: Sure
Them:For what?
You: Deez Biscuits
by PRISON__Mike April 7, 2021
mugGet the Deez Biscuits mug.

Deez on a biscuit

Dry custard mustard, Hubble tellescope, saying “ah damn my nose hurts, anyone got some poly?” When ur feeling funk, stinky n**,can u bless me a sting ? , broooo sell me a p for 20, u got a kleenex?
“Don’t mind sneeze! I got sneeze a deez on a biscuit!”
by bouleth July 8, 2022
mugGet the Deez on a biscuit mug.

deez nuts

1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!

Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!

Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!

Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!

Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?

Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!

Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
by The Grizzle December 17, 2006
mugGet the deez nuts mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email