dumă bolnavă

Se spune că dumele bolnave sunt scoase dintr-o groapă fără fund.Cele mai bolnave dume vin din străfundurile umede și puturoase ale gropii și sunt așa bolnave încât femeile gravide și copiii încep să plângă prin toalete.De asemenea unii indivizi stochează respectivele dume sau glume în frigidere împuțite pe care uită să le mai închidă provocând anarhie și epidemii de sinuzită la degetul mic de la piciorul drept.

Ce dume bolnave ai în tine!
Acea dumă bolnavă ar trebui aruncată de unde a venit!

by LaFecalaBolnavă November 6, 2014

demasticate

To blow (something) to all hell, as if it were chewed then seemingly unchewed, but during aforementioned sequence the process of unchewing went horribly wrong.

The Kool-Aid Man just demasticated the holy fucking shit out of that brick wall.

by Scabbity Scab October 26, 2003

DaMaStA*

Teh leet h4x0r and CouNter-STriKEr
xD

Teh DaMaStA* Pwned My Face

by Bairam July 31, 2003

DUFAS

An acronyn from the WW's used to describe the captured enemy (or anyone else) that didn't have a lot of common sense. Expanded the acronym was "dumb ugly fucker, also stupid."

Trying to escape the DUFAS ran into the bullet.

You're a dufas!

He's a dufas. She's a dufas.

by Lion66 December 21, 2010

DUMass

The University of Massachusetts in Dartmouth.

Person 1: I graduated from DUMass.

Person 2: That seems appropriate.

by Abbietimesamillion September 13, 2006

Dumassify

To put into layman's terms; explain further into greater detail- normally to someone who should get it, but does not.

"You don't understand? Let me dumassify if for you..."

by Lucky Luddy December 27, 2011

Dumad

Someone who is really dumb, similar to mod

Dude wren is Sooo dumad

by MyPumpDid3DmG February 15, 2019