Double Gay

A man that wears 'Hiking' style Sandals with or without socks but normally wears white socks, but also has a spare second pair. Also thinks Apple based products are amazing and would go to an Apple shop with an iPad and a candle application to pay homage just because Steve Jobs, also love cock in bum and mouth at the same time.

Straight Man: Hay James what you wearing on your feet?

Double Gay: Just some hiking style sandals with white socks

Straight Man: That’s double gay

Double Gay: yeah I know I am a double gay looking for all the fun I can get

Straight Man: oh ok, what you doing tonight?

Double Gay: just going to hang with my gay friends Bill and Steve maybe have some double fun!

by Mr Zebedeee November 15, 2011

Double Gay

n. The state of being wherein a man remains heterosexual, but totally just wants to bone girls in the pooper.

i.e. I think I'm Double Gay! All I want to do is engage in anal sex with women, completely disregarding traditional vaginal penetration!

by dr_thunderfuck April 16, 2010

Double Groom Doom

A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.

Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.

Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.

obvious Double Groom Doom

Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.

by Frozen Chinchilla July 10, 2011

Double gherkin'd

When two orifices are penetrated simultaneously.

"That girl is walking like she's been double gherkin'd"

by Hollywood122222 December 17, 2013

Double Gay

Double gay is when a trans person (usually a female who thinks they're a guy) is a gay guy
Thus, being DOUBLE GAY

"Bro that girl Lilly, in my class, she's like, Double Gay, bro"

by ItsSnipishFromYT December 15, 2021

Double Gasser

When you are getting a blow job and you have both hands on her head. You squeeze her tighter to make her go faster, like the throttle on your motorcycle.

I was almost there so I gave her the double gasser and she hit top speed!

by Tommy Boy56 June 2, 2018

Double Gunter

This night school teacher I had that had two gunts. One after another! gunt

Damn Galen I thought the double gunter was gonna eat you.

by Chaos July 21, 2003