Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

Doodie knuckle

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger

I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle

by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

doodie pooter

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.

my dog is a doodie pooter.

by katie boo September 11, 2012

Doody Hotdog

A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.

He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!

by howardshipskin January 9, 2013

Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge

My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"

by Hodge10 June 20, 2011