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Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.
Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue
by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019
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Doorknobbing

Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.
You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!
by Ubanman February 20, 2018
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Tunisian Doorknob

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.
“Will where is my doorknob

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob
by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022
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Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.
I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!
by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024
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I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023
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doorknob

when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.
"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"
by wowokoof June 16, 2019
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national doorknob day

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!
by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019
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