Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.
by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021
Get the French Doorknobmug. by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021
Get the Lick the doorknobmug. Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.
by Ubanman February 20, 2018
Get the Doorknobbingmug. A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.
by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019
Get the Doorknobmug. When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.
by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022
Get the Tunisian Doorknobmug. by Cool psyeudonym November 26, 2024
Get the Doorknobmug. When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023
Get the I ate doorknobmug.