diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.

There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”

by Penny Bluntwell January 2, 2025

Diss-Five

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.

The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.

Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.

by billythepunk February 14, 2021

Diss War

A diss war (most of the time for fun) is where a few rappers make disses against each other and people usually pick sides on who made the better diss and who’s winning, etc. Like if you and your friend rap and you want to do a diss war for fun then you diss each other until the result happens.

yo bro wanna have a diss war?

by dumbnigga23 December 4, 2023

Diss

diss: Diss, Roast short for disrespect. To roast.

RiceGum just dropped a new diss track on Leafy

by DictionTerry January 15, 2017

Diss kordiya

usually used for saying that somebody got dissed but in a Bengali accent

after one of your friends roasted you to ashes "omg diss kordiya😧"

by phishh December 26, 2023

e-diss

Short for electronic diss

A situation in which an individual is engaging in reputation destruction with another individual over the inter-webs.

Synonym(s): Cyberbullying and Capping

Phil: Someone HELP¡ Leighton and Peyton are e-dissing me online and if it continues I will cry¡
Leighton: hah u suc boi u lil limp dick
Peyton: aha u succ son u got noodle arms
Phil: *cries*

by big daddy pj November 12, 2019