Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 07, 2020

Chocolate dish

A hot woman's asshole.

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!

by Thomas Kriegl January 03, 2020

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 19, 2021

dish

The flat horizontal part on the outside of a wheel

That dish was so damn deep i couldn't see anything but dish!

by dishboy March 07, 2003

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

by Kevin October 23, 2005

Dish rag.

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.

Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!

by Nerdboy1982! August 01, 2019

Pietre Dish

A covert name given to people (usu. female) that have an unknown STD growing on their face. Members under this name shall vehemently deny any excessive sexual activity.

Can be associated with Kelly

WTF is that growing on that Pietre Dish?

Hey, Pietre Dish was riding on Timmy's back, and now he has some wierd growth.

by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006