Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.

Did you hear the one about dickless.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

dickle fickle

A women who doesn't want to suck you off.

by funksterhipsterpunkster November 6, 2003

dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.

"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"

by dompat12 December 24, 2009

Dickle Tickle

The feeling a girl gets when a guy rubs his semi-chub against her back, usually while spooning.

Dude, everytime I give her the Dickle Tickle she tries to slip it in her ass. She loves it!

by Dirty Mike and the boys July 13, 2012

Dickleburgh

You're a Dickleburgh, if you've done something publicly embarrassing but had to 'Take a photo' to send it to your friends in hope of consolation. But all they do is laugh and tell you you're a Dickleburgh.

Josh drove into the seafront wall, everyone saw, he looked like a right Dickleburgh.

by Kipling Dickleburgh June 28, 2016

dickless bitch

A bitch ass nigga with no dick just skin hahahahahahahaha Jessica steere

Holy shit Cindy your man is a dickless Bitch

by Javier aka ROBERT April 17, 2019

Dickless Disco Gremlin

A typical 9 year old boy that tries to play csgo and talk to the team, but in reality gets told to shut up and dies every round

This guy is such a dickless disco gremlin

by flareaus November 17, 2019