A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
by Sargeant Doakes November 04, 2009
Insane blonde thing from the show Dexter's labortory. SHe has a secret crush-er (who crushes on her) named Mandark
Try using "Dee-Dee" In a sentence with a crazy monotone to your voice
DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)
DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)
by Banana April 16, 2005
by KinkyKitterKat December 19, 2019
A gay ass hoe who is the biggest sub you'll ever meet. smokes weed 25/8 and likes to be dominanted. a real penis.
by spookyjojo April 10, 2019
Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.
LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
by bigdicklover1227 June 27, 2021