The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit
*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
by Burgerbude March 21, 2018

A nigga in need of money at all times.If you see this man in the streets please tip him
a 20$ or if your feeling generous don’t be afraid to give bro a lil 100$ hard cash.
a 20$ or if your feeling generous don’t be afraid to give bro a lil 100$ hard cash.
by Jake Clubber November 21, 2021

A male in their 30's (or older) who lives with their parents and has never lived independently. They are content with having a job that has little to no responsibility and doesn't require a background check or drug tests. They are not sure how to attract a female, save money for the future to buy or rent their own place, nor save for their retirement. Often referred to as Peter Pan Syndrome. Ambitions tend to focus on becoming a social media influencer without any plan for how to do that. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program for adults.
Ted is in his 30's, lives at home and works part-time at a local store. He is not sure how to set goals such as move out on his own or advance in his career. He has entered the delayed entry program (for adults)
by NorwoodNative January 1, 2025

SWF or Southwest florida BETA is basically a roblox game that hasn't been updated for over 3 months and people gone crazy about it
random 1: where is update swf didn't update for too long is it Delayed?
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
by Sello1 April 22, 2022

Someone who rarely gets back to people on time. May show up late to events and smells like old cheese.
by Diet Soup October 9, 2019

when someone's ass (preferably female), by the way they walk, their ass cheeks flops above their thigh dramatically 1 second later after each step
Bro check out that girl's delayed booty, that shits so weird, it like flops way later than it really should
by jerryaki666 May 27, 2017

When you hurt yourself, and your body is good for a few seconds, but then the pain happens (ex: stubbing your toe, feeling it after a half second)
Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.
Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.
by zaxqscwdvefbrgnthmyjukilopqazw March 22, 2024
